is slightly different than that of American beaches. They are very equal opportunity. Let say, for instance, that you are a man and you want to go to the beach. Your options are: #1beach shorts, about 6 inches above your knee(~3% choose this), #2 women's boy cut underwear (of course made out of the approprate material and in a nicely masculine color) with legs about 1 inch long (~10% choose this) #3 lets say you go in your grandma's dresser, and find some nice big comfy undies. Take off the lace, make them a dark color, and ensure that you chose some with a nice high cut on the thigh. (~40%) #4 Speedos. No further expanation required, but wear them to the shop, to do "work", to dinner, ect. (~40%) #5 Pack nothing, hang a right at the FKK sign, and live free.
Now, lets say you are a woman. You can choose (note the similarities with the men's styles) #1 A one peice bathing suit with a high neck and board shorts to your knees (~0.0001% . . . Just Janna) #2 A one piece bathing suit, but that is really only for women over the age of 40 and over 250 lbs (and Sue) (~5%) #3 A bikini (two pieces) Bottoms can be speedo style, or if you are feeling comfy and have celulite cream, just a thong. (~70% with 20% of those opting for the thong bottom). #4speedo bottoms, no top (although if you want, WHEN YOU SWIM, you might choose to put a top on) (~20%) # 5 Just wear a thong.(No top) Why not. You look good, right? #6 Pack nothing, hang a right at the FKK sign, and live free.
Please note, there are exceptions to this dress code: Children under the age of 12 and seniors encouraged and expected to wear nothing, regardless of where they are in relation to the FKK sign. We saw more than one kid in nothing but water wings.
Now, lets say you are a woman. You can choose (note the similarities with the men's styles) #1 A one peice bathing suit with a high neck and board shorts to your knees (~0.0001% . . . Just Janna) #2 A one piece bathing suit, but that is really only for women over the age of 40 and over 250 lbs (and Sue) (~5%) #3 A bikini (two pieces) Bottoms can be speedo style, or if you are feeling comfy and have celulite cream, just a thong. (~70% with 20% of those opting for the thong bottom). #4speedo bottoms, no top (although if you want, WHEN YOU SWIM, you might choose to put a top on) (~20%) # 5 Just wear a thong.(No top) Why not. You look good, right? #6 Pack nothing, hang a right at the FKK sign, and live free.
Please note, there are exceptions to this dress code: Children under the age of 12 and seniors encouraged and expected to wear nothing, regardless of where they are in relation to the FKK sign. We saw more than one kid in nothing but water wings.
Come on,admit it. Even if you are sick of us talking about cats, this is better than seeing your uncle in your grandma's underwear (or less).
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